First Week of School

Here are just a couple of the funny things that have been said this week.

1.  I was trying to help a student get to the right bus.

     Mrs. Grant:  Where do you live?
     Student:  I don't know.
     M.G.:  What do you live by?
     Student: You know that house with the fence?
     M.G.:   Maybe.
     Student:  I don't live by it.

2.  Each student has a homework sheet that is signed each night by the parents.

     Student:  Mrs. Grant my dad can't write so well.
     M.G.:  Oh that's okay. Parents are always so busy that they have to write really fast.
     Student:  Well, my dad writes sloppy because his legs don't work.


Funny kids!!!!